Wednesday, August 24, 2011

DS Drinking Game: Season 1


So, the pre-Barnabas season, aka Dark Shadows The Beginning, is over! How about we celebrate it with a drinking game~ 

You know the drill!! You gather with your friends, play some episodes and do a shot,

  • Whenever Vicki opens an episode with a monotonous voice over going "My name is Victoria Winters.." (that is every 209 of them)
  • Whenever Vicki suspects herself to be a Collins.
  • Whenever Vicki is locked somewhere.
  • Whenever Vicki gets a free painting from Sam Evans.
  • Whenever you want to smash the TV because of Vicki's naivety.
    • Whenever Carolyn dreamily says "How wonderful" 
    • Whenever Carolyn says the total opposite within the same episode.
    • Whenever Carolyn and Joe kiss.
    • Whenever Carolyn and Burke kiss.
    • Whenever David says "I. HATE. YOU."
    • Whenever David answers a statement with a question (ie. You have? She does? I am?)
    • Whenever Maggie says "Oh Pop.."
    • Whenever Maggie wears her horrible nightie
    • Whenever Maggie and Joe flirt talking boat slang.
    • Whenever Roger calls Carolyn "kitten"
    • Whenever Burke phones his lawyer/banker/business advisor etc.
    • Whenever Liz stutters her lines   
    • Whenever Liz sullenly looks out the drawing room window
    • Whenever Laura's in a trance next to the fireplace and is interrupted with a knock on the door
    • Whenever you get distracted by Dr. Guthrie's forehead wrinkles
    • Whenever Mrs Johnson claims she never gossips right before/after gossiping
    • Whenever Sam looks happy (don't count on this one)
    • Whenever Sam pronounces Carolyn's name as Caroline
    • Whenever Sheriff Patterson's efficiency is questioned
    • Whenever Matthew tries to solve a problem with murder.
    • Whenever Jason McGuire drinks brandy.
    • Whenever Willie Loomis makes a pass at a girl (Ugh!)
    • Whenever someone drops by Collinwood unannounced
    • Whenever you hear a sobbing sound from the basement.
    • Whenever you hear the legend of the "Widows"
    • Whenever you hear the song "What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor" (do two shots if it's sung by a ghost)
    • Whenever you spot a outdoors footage used more than once (take small sips)
    • Whenever you spot Josette's coming out of the painting footage used more than once
    • Whenever the Collins Family Album opens by itself.
    • Whenever Bill Malloy's name and seaweed used in the same sentence.
    • Whenever an episode or a scene ends with a supposedly shocking revelation but fails to live up to it in the successive episode/scene.
    • Whenever an episode starts with a different reenactment of the previous episode's ending but without the dramatic impact.
    • Whenever two extras display some hilarous dance moves in Blue Whale (name of the bar)
    • Whenever an actor is holding the clapboard
    • Whenever you see an actor look at prompters (this alone will be enough to get you drunk)
    • Whenever you hear a cough from the crew
    • Whenever you see someone from the crew

    ~fin~



    4 comments:

    The Daughter of God and Alexandre Dumas said...

    You forgot about Roger's famous acting with opening his eyes wide and Josette's blurry vision!

    Efe X said...

    My mind seems to forget everything Roger related

    j said...

    I'd also add: whenever you see a "dark shadow" from the film crew, boom mic, or camera.

    Anonymous said...

    *Whenever Roger bellows someone's name (DEV-LINNN!)

    *Whenever it is thundering/lightning