DS Drinking Game: Season 1

So, the pre-Barnabas season, aka Dark Shadows The Beginning, is over! How about we celebrate it with a drinking game~ 

You know the drill!! You gather with your friends, play some episodes and do a shot,

• Whenever Vicki opens an episode with a monotonous voice over going "My name is Victoria Winters.." (that is every 209 of them)
• Whenever Vicki suspects herself to be a Collins.
• Whenever Vicki is locked somewhere.
• Whenever Vicki gets a free painting from Sam Evans.
• Whenever you want to smash the TV because of Vicki's naivety.

• Whenever Carolyn dreamily says "How wonderful" 
• Whenever Carolyn says the total opposite within the same episode.
• Whenever Carolyn and Joe kiss.
• Whenever Carolyn and Burke kiss.

• Whenever David says "I. HATE. YOU."
• Whenever David answers a statement with a question (ie. You have? She does? I am?)

• Whenever Maggie says "Oh Pop.."
• Whenever Maggie wears her horrible nightie
• Whenever Maggie and Joe flirt talking boat slang.

• Whenever Roger calls Carolyn "kitten"
• Whenever Burke phones his lawyer/banker/business advisor etc.
• Whenever Liz stutters her lines   
• Whenever Liz sullenly looks out the drawing room window
• Whenever Laura's in a trance next to the fireplace and is interrupted with a knock on the door
• Whenever you get distracted by Dr. Guthrie's forehead wrinkles
• Whenever Mrs Johnson claims she never gossips right before/after gossiping
• Whenever Sam looks happy (don't count on this one)
• Whenever Sam pronounces Carolyn's name as Caroline
• Whenever Sheriff Patterson's efficiency is questioned
• Whenever Matthew tries to solve a problem with murder.
• Whenever Jason McGuire drinks brandy.
• Whenever Willie Loomis makes a pass at a girl (Ugh!)

• Whenever someone drops by Collinwood unannounced
• Whenever you hear a sobbing sound from the basement.
• Whenever you hear the legend of the "Widows"
• Whenever you hear the song "What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor" (do two shots if it's sung by a ghost)
• Whenever you spot a outdoors footage used more than once (take small sips)
• Whenever you spot Josette's coming out of the painting footage used more than once
• Whenever the Collins Family Album opens by itself.
• Whenever Bill Malloy's name and seaweed used in the same sentence.
• Whenever an episode or a scene ends with a supposedly shocking revelation but fails to live up to it in the successive episode/scene.
• Whenever an episode starts with a different reenactment of the previous episode's ending but without the dramatic impact.
• Whenever two extras display some hilarous dance moves in Blue Whale (name of the bar)

• Whenever an actor is holding the clapboard
• Whenever you see an actor look at prompters (this alone will be enough to get you drunk)
• Whenever you hear a cough from the crew
• Whenever you see someone from the crew

~fin~